#4785 - If you like Johnny Test, then Saxton Hale, Chuck Norris, Client Eastwood, Mr. T, Daring Do, and Captain Falcon will come and beat the living hell out of you til you're nothing but an atom. What, you don't believe me? Ask-oh wait! You can't. Because he's dead.

#4784 - If you try to troll Saxton Hale, he'll feed you to hyper radiactive trolls!

#4783 - If this site has +17 pending facts, Saxton Hale will FORCE you to send more facts. Physically.

#4782 - Wanting to have regular sex with a member of the opposite gender is a fetish. The only truly biologically intended sexual desire is sex with Saxton Hale.

#4781 - When Saxton Hale plays Sniper, he can't shoot anything. The whole team cowers in their spawn.

#4780 - Saxton Hale actually saved Napoleon's life and teleported him to another dimension. Why? Because Mama Luigi likes his spaghetti.

#4779 - Saxton Hale hired the Fact Core and made him sputter out facts about Saxton Hale.

#4778 - Saxton Hale was killing hippies before hippies existed.

#4777 - The reason why Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch exists is because he is a direct descendant of Saxton Hale. In Falcon's genetics, it contains a fraction of Hale's Bare Damn Hands.

#4776 - Saxton Hale killed 388,472 Siberian tigers, in under 2 minutes, using only his teeth.

#4775 - Saxton Hale read Little Dashie. A movie is now in the works made by him.

#4774 - Saxton Hale was once bitten by a vampire. The vampire needed dental work afterward.

#4773 - Saxton Hale doesn't bother with 'Valentines Day', instead he calls it 'Beat a Hippe Day'

#4772 - Saxton Hale can grow steak with bread crumbs, and the DAMN BARE HANDS.

#4771 - The storyline of Elder Scrolls V began when Saxton Hale decided to take a vacation to Skyrim.

#4770 - Saxton Hale once had a eye surgery. The result was the MONOCULUS!

#4769 - Person who did fact #4765, why is Fluttershy in the banner than?

#4768 - Saxton Hale can both love and hate ponies at the same time. This means that all of the Saxton Hale Facts about ponies and him hating them are both false and true. This is possible thanks to a mixture of jarate, magic, aliens, and Saxton Hale's very own chest hair being scraped over a warm oven. Yes, we're just as confused as you are.

#4767 - The only marshmallow that Saxton Hale recommends is Rarity's skin.

#4766 - The only person that allowed in Fluttershy's shed is Saxton Hale.

#4765 - All those facts related about ponies are false. Saxton Hale beats the crap out of ponies because of their hippie thoughts.

#4764 - Saxton likes to read. How else is he going to find out where all the hippies are gathering to protest?

#4763 - Firefox says 'Saxton' is spelt wrong. Saxton Hale will soon correct this error by beating the internet.

#4762 - Saxton Hale made a Mt. Dew favor that was so powerful, it caused Mega Cancer. That favor was Yellow Limon Jarate.

#4761 - Saxton Hale asked Rainbow Dash if shes a spy