#4941 - They said that when you put your ear against the hollow end of a sea shell, you hear the ocean. Saxton Hale slurped the creatures that lived in them (among some other things) up, making it so.

#4940 - Saxton Hale knows who killed Kirov.

#4939 - Saxton Hale does not have conversations. He has interrogations.

#4938 - Saxton Hale's bare hands penetrate the Ubercharge of a Medic.

#4937 - Scout can outsmart bullet with Bonk! Atomic Punch!! Saxton Hale can outsmart bullet with his bare hands by firing them at the rate of over 9,000 times per nanosecond for any given amount of time.

#4936 - The Spy saw Saxton Hale. He cried "I have been shown who is the boss" immediately for with a twitch of Hale's mustache, kablooey!

#4935 - A meteor wiped out the dinosaurs. Saxton Hale wiped out the meteors.

#4934 - Saxton Hale created Vagineer's bugle with nothing more than a can of RED Bonk, a Sandvich, and his BARE DAMN HANDS.

#4933 - Saxton Hale can spell hippies with death and pain.

#4932 - Many people say Saxton Hale is superior to Chuck Norris. Hale disagrees, as the two commonly get drunk and kill hippies together.

#4931 - Saxton Hale once played Happy Wheels, Suddenly every character was replaced by hippies and the game exploded.

#4930 - Wish Saxton Hale happy birthday. After all, every day is his birthday

#4929 - Ask Saxton Hale where he keeps his gun and, unfortunately, he will tell you.

#4928 - Saxton Hale can count FROM potato!

#4927 - The above banner is not Saxton Hale. It is an artist's imitation of Saxton Hale. Sadly, the artist's eyes got burned when he looked at Saxton Hale for reference so we don't know what he looks like

#4926 - Saxtonborns are the only ones who can kill Saxton Hale.Saxton Hale is the only Saxtonborn.

#4925 - In WoW, pirates once insulted Hale for being half naked. The result was The Maelstrom.

#4924 - Saxton Hale doesn't just get medieval on your @$$. He sends thine arse to Medieval times, too, I sayeth!

#4923 - Saxton Hale caused the Nuclear Winter.

#4922 - Saxton Hale coupled Scout and Miss Pauling. What a swell guy.

#4921 - Saxton Hale is a unit of explosive power. One Saxton Hale is the energy equivalent of fifty thousand supernovas.

#4920 - Saxton Hale can walk to the top of a set of Penrose Stairs

#4919 - Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse kick Saxton Hale's fist. Chuck Norris broke his leg.

#4918 - Because Saxton Hale needs something to combat his rampant manliness, he lets the Bronies live. For now.

#4917 - Saxton Hale is set to be in Dead or Alive 5 because everyone in the game fights like a hippie.