Saxton Hale Facts http://saxtonhalefacts.net en-us Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:44:00 CST Saturday, 03 March 2008 15:35:00 CDT travis.prue@gmail.com (Travis Prue) travis.prue@gmail.com (Travis Prue) Fact 4785: If you like Johnny Test, then Saxton Hale, Chuck Norris, Client Eastwood, Mr. T, Daring Do, and Captain Falcon will come and beat the living hell out of you til you're nothing but an atom. What, you don't believe me? Ask-oh wait! You can't. Because he's dead. http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4785 http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4785 Fact 4784: If you try to troll Saxton Hale, he'll feed you to hyper radiactive trolls! http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4784 http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4784 Fact 4783: If this site has +17 pending facts, Saxton Hale will FORCE you to send more facts. Physically. http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4783 http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4783 Fact 4782: Wanting to have regular sex with a member of the opposite gender is a fetish. The only truly biologically intended sexual desire is sex with Saxton Hale. http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4782 http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4782 Fact 4781: When Saxton Hale plays Sniper, he can't shoot anything. The whole team cowers in their spawn. http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4781 http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4781 Fact 4780: Saxton Hale actually saved Napoleon's life and teleported him to another dimension. Why? Because Mama Luigi likes his spaghetti. http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4780 http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4780 Fact 4779: Saxton Hale hired the Fact Core and made him sputter out facts about Saxton Hale. http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4779 http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4779 Fact 4778: Saxton Hale was killing hippies before hippies existed. http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4778 http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4778 Fact 4777: The reason why Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch exists is because he is a direct descendant of Saxton Hale. In Falcon's genetics, it contains a fraction of Hale's Bare Damn Hands. http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4777 http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4777 Fact 4776: Saxton Hale killed 388,472 Siberian tigers, in under 2 minutes, using only his teeth. http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4776 http://saxtonhalefacts.net/4776