#3306 - Saxton Hale once watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The show is now really popular and manly! WITH BARE -- HOOVES!

#3409 - Saxton Hale defeated Nightmare Moon with just one Element of Harmony: his bare damn hands!

#3449 - Fluttershy's "the stare" is just 1/9001 the power of Saxton Hale's stare.

#3460 - Fluttershy once tried to stare down Saxton Hale. He laughed and made her vice president of his company.

#3558 - Princess Celestia beat Nightmare Moon with the most powerful magic known to ponydom.... Saxton HAAAAALE!

#3671 - Rainbow Dash wants things to be 20% cooler. Saxton Hale makes things 10000000% cooler

#3672 - Saxton Hale likes the ponies in MLP. With A1 steak sauce, mashed potatoes fresh from Aperture Science, a glass of Jarate, and slices of Hippies. He eats it with his Bare Damn Hands.

#3761 - Why is Fluttershy in the new Banner of the site? Because Saxton Hale is a brony, and people who don't like that have a date with the devil.

#3840 - Saxton Hale can and WILL do anything with his company. Yes, even the ponies. (Ponies are manly)

#3858 - And then Saxton Hale said, 'Oatmeal? Are you crazy?'

#3868 - Saxton Hale can do a Sonic Rainboom. Backwards. With his eyes closed.

#3874 - Saxton Hale once read Cupcakes the Fanfiction. The result was the indefinite delay of Half Life 2: Episode 3.

#3876 - Saxton Hale considers Heretics, Mutants, and Xenos hippies. So he punched a Black Legionaire with a Tau holding a combustible lemon while becoming 20% cooler. Backwards. Riding on Pinkie Pie. In space. Next to the Space Core.

#3878 - The Medic once dared to ask Saxton Hale why he likes ponies despite their perceived un-mannly nature. Saxton Hale simply laughed and gave him an eagle before He unleashed His man-eating ponies.

#3939 - If Saxton Hale tries to watch My Little Pony, the show gets cancelled and gets replaced with a show featuring his chest hair. All the bronies instantly become "chesties".

#4013 - At the end of MLP: FiM Episode 2, really all that happened is that a rainbow encircled Nightmare Moon. What that did was hide everyone from what really stopped her. Saxton Hale, obviously.

#4256 - Saxton Hale personally made the banner. Chuck Norris is about to get Jarate'd but he allows Fluttershy to remain because she gave him a pet dragon.

#4338 - Discord tried to discord Saxton Hale. It reflected off Saxton's chest hairs, hit discord, and created Equestria.

#4373 - Rainbow Dash recently Rainbow Nuked a barn from orbit. Normally, she'd call Saxton Hale to do the job, but the last time she did, Saxton Hale's BARE DAMN HANDS leveled Ponyville and most of Fillydelphia.

#4406 - Once, Saxton Hale, Pyro, Fluttershy, and Staregineer challenged each other to a staring contest. The result was the 2004 Boxing Day tsunami.

#4418 - "Hello Hippies. Look at your stache'. Now back at mine. Look at your stache'. Now back at mine. Sadly, it's gone. But if you stopped promoting peace and protesting, it could be like mine. Look backwards. Now back at me. Where are you? You're fighting Heavies in Badlands with the stache' you wish could be. What's your hat? Now back at me. I have it. It's a Vintage Kabuto and a Planeswalker Goggles. Look again. The Goggles are now pancakes. Anything is possible when you have a stache' like mine and not a hippie's. I'm riding Pinkie Pie." - Saxton Hale

#4427 - Saxton Hale went horseback riding one day. And that's how Equestria was made!

#4438 - Saxton Hale punched the sissy out of the My Little Pony franchise. I think you know what the result is...

#4461 - Discord can drink the glass from around the chocolate milk. Saxton Hale can punch the glass off, kill five hippies with it before it lands, and still have time to strain the chooclate out of the floating milk with his moustache to make Mad Milk.

#4526 - Saxton Hale does not have a cutie mark. He has a Mann mark... on his chest.

#4614 - Saxton Hale finds My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic amusing

#4655 - Saxton Hale gave Pinkie Pie her portable party cannon because He also taught her the most important rule of parties: "It's not a real party unless someone's face gets bashed in"

#4741 - Saxton Hale hates all but one book worm. Twlight Sprakle.

#4743 - Saxton Hale can eat WAY more apples than AppleJack

#4748 - Saxton Hale got a new pet/student on 2/5/2012. Her name is Daring Doo. She can make water cry.

#4765 - All those facts related about ponies are false. Saxton Hale beats the crap out of ponies because of their hippie thoughts.

#4766 - The only person that allowed in Fluttershy's shed is Saxton Hale.

#4767 - The only marshmallow that Saxton Hale recommends is Rarity's skin.

#4768 - Saxton Hale can both love and hate ponies at the same time. This means that all of the Saxton Hale Facts about ponies and him hating them are both false and true. This is possible thanks to a mixture of jarate, magic, aliens, and Saxton Hale's very own chest hair being scraped over a warm oven. Yes, we're just as confused as you are.

#4769 - Person who did fact #4765, why is Fluttershy in the banner than?

#4775 - Saxton Hale read Little Dashie. A movie is now in the works made by him.

#4785 - If you like Johnny Test, then Saxton Hale, Chuck Norris, Client Eastwood, Mr. T, Daring Do, and Captain Falcon will come and beat the living hell out of you til you're nothing but an atom. What, you don't believe me? Ask-oh wait! You can't. Because he's dead.

#4786 - Saxton Hale will make The Great and Powerful Trixie to get off of Rarity's couch. WITH HIS BARE DAMN HANDS.

#4787 - Saxton Hale invented My Little Pony, and the Brony disease.

#4801 - Saxton Hale watches MLP:FIM because ponies are manly. Why are ponies manly? Because Saxton Hale said so.

#4804 - When Saxton Hale hears that Derpy's voice changed, He will deal with Hasbro. WITH HIS BARE DAMN HANDS.

#4833 - Celestia once tried to banish Saxton Hale to the moon, Instead she banished herself to the sun, where she burned to death and Saxton Hale became King of the Australian ponies

#4850 - If you watch Johnny Test you may become stupider. If you watch Saxton Hale beating the crap out of the creators of the show. you'll laugh. If you If you watch Saxton Hale beating the crap out of the creators of the show while watching MLP:FIM, then the fun has been doubled by 20%!!!

#4851 - Saxton Hale dosn't complain about Derpy's new voice, he just watches the show.

#4852 - Saxton Hale didn't want to teach Fluttersly how to be more assertive. He however says that if he did she would be dead and he doen't want that.

#4855 - Saxton Hale once Spliced his DNA with that of a bull in hopes of creating a worthy opponent. Instead it created Iron Will.

#4859 - Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are not, in fact, the ones that found the elements of harmony and defeated discord, Saxton Hale was actually the one that found them and defeated discord. But he manage to have celestia and luna think they did because Hale is too awesome to be remembered for that.