#4640 - When Saxton Hale gives you lemons, they marvelously combust into a fantastic, overwhelming display of dehydroxinated banana nut muffins made of mohagany and pink, sweet-smelling seashell crabs infused with the very essence of pickled fish.

#4768 - Saxton Hale can both love and hate ponies at the same time. This means that all of the Saxton Hale Facts about ponies and him hating them are both false and true. This is possible thanks to a mixture of jarate, magic, aliens, and Saxton Hale's very own chest hair being scraped over a warm oven. Yes, we're just as confused as you are.