#4570 - Saxton Hale once sneezed a few times. the noises were written down and studied by dragons, and thats how thu'um was made.

#4571 - One hair once fell from Saxtons chest and landed on a lizard, that lizard teleported to an alternate universe and named himself alduin

#4582 - Saxton Hale beat all the Dark Brotherhood quests in 1 minute. While playing Left 4 Dead. As a spectating civilian. While riding a horse. Backwards. Playing on a watch.

#4594 - There were adventurers like Saxton Hale, so he gave them an arrow in the knee.

#4609 - 'I used to be like Saxton Hale, but then I took an arrow in the knee' --The last words of a Whiterun guard

#4629 - Saxton Hale (Sax-Ton-Hale) means Bare Damn Hands in the dragon tounge. Shouting it at someone causes Saxton Hale to apear and kill the target . Only Saxton Hale himself can teach you this shout and you need to absorb 10000 hippie souls to unlock each word.

#4642 - When Saxton Hale takes an arrow to the knee, he stays as Saxton Hale and beats the living hell out of the hippie who had shot him in the knee with the arrow. He then chokes said hippie. WITH THE ARROW.

#4646 - Saxton Hale will keep killing hippies even if he takes an arrow in the knee

#4671 - Saxton Hale kept on adventuring, even after taking several arrows in the knee.

#4673 - Saxton Hale is sick of your arrow to the knee jokes. His arrow through your forehead jokes, however, continue to be hilarious.

#4677 - Saxton Hale has completed Skyrim with his hands bound the entire time. His natural skill in shouting allowed him to instantly win the game by replacing the entire realm with Australia.

#4678 - Saxton Hale didn't start adventuring UNTIL he took an arrow to the knee!

#4683 - Saxton Hale both laughs and tires of your arrow to the knee jokes. Real men take a ballista to the face.

#4692 - Saxton Hale can wander freely through the halls of the Thalmor Embassy, because he f**king scares all the guards.

#4696 - Saxton Hale can smith Daedric Armour using a wolf pelt and raw rabbit legs at level 0

#4698 - When Saxton Hale takes an arrow in the knee, he throws it back into the archers knees and keeps on adventuring. LIKE A BAWSS

#4701 - In Skyrim, the only shout Saxton Hale needs is Saxton HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... .....ALE. This shout kills everything in its path

#4771 - The storyline of Elder Scrolls V began when Saxton Hale decided to take a vacation to Skyrim.

#4792 - Saxton Hale got the Wabbajack. From a Guard. In Morrowwind. On the NES.

#4793 - Saxton Hale once took an arrow to the knee. The archer became a Skyrim Guard, then died.

#4806 - Skyrim warriors tried to imitate Saxton Hale's yells. Now we know the result as Fus Ro Dah

#4826 - Saxton Hale's form of FUS RO DAH is yelling out a might Saxton Hale!

#4870 - Saxton Hale once took a secret vacation, He called himself Tiber Septim and became a god. When the Thalmor banned his worship, He beat them to death with his DAMN BARE HANDS!

#4902 - Saxton Hale was once about to mine gold on WoW, Someone came along and mined it before Saxton could. That person is the skeleton under the bridge in Dragonsreach in Skyrim.

#4926 - Saxtonborns are the only ones who can kill Saxton Hale.Saxton Hale is the only Saxtonborn.